When you smile pathologically at the examiner…

Does the word exam give you palpitations?

Does the phrase ‘you have five minutes remaining’ make you feel like you’re going to throw up?

Do results day consist of flashbacks of everything you did wrong and every single flop moment you’ve had ever?

Congratulations. You are perfectly normal.

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I’m not grumpy, I’m just detoxing from caffeine!

Every once in a while, I look at my desk and notice 1…2…3…6… mugs: empty, forlorn and frankly scary. I drink a lot of coffee. I’m aware of it. I console my self thinking that everyone has one vice, right? Mine is caffeine! It’s a legal drug, it’s all good. But my caffeine habit creeps up on me and suddenly I need a coffee to get me through the next hour. Every once in a while I decide to detox. Go cold Turkey… Continue reading